What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 16:07
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Nuts and Butts
How did you know you weren't the narc?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Still no good.
NASA Goddard Center-wide Email - NASA Watch
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
No way
Loons and Moons
—
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.